MIA-YO 5/23-5/30

My 1st trip to MIA. It was pretty good. There were some "bad times" but overall it was a greatexperience and 8/10 I'd do it again. The concert was AWESOME!!!!!! Movado ROCKED! (Anywayyyyeeeeeeee). I stood in dirty sand for like 6 hours just to see this guy! I got into ALL the clubs I went to surprisingly cuz Lord knows that ID looked NOTHING like me lol. And I got real tipsy for the 1st time in life! lol. I dunno if I'll be doing THAT again. I ate good, went to the beach... it was just relaxing to get away from NY for a little while. But Im home now... Home sweet Home.

Nike Co Jp Plum Dunk

What a blow to my balls!!! I really thought they were MINE!!! I was misled. I thought the listing said 6.5 W ... I was wrong. Oh well. Maybe next time.

MY STUDY POEM LOL

From JUMP I was never all that studious.
9/10 u could find me chillin on my maximum gluteus
or rather my gluteus maximum
Why I wait so long to study is something I often fathom
Can't really understand it
Good grades, it was demanded
from my mother and others and of course, I always had to outshine my brother
I knew about this exam two weeks ago!
Now I’m up all day, with this book in my face, this sh*t is a disgrace
Terrified of failure yet I claim to be a rebel. SMH @ me. Procrasination is the devil.
So before u go to bed tonite, take some time to pray, and ask the MAN UPSTAIRS to help me get an A!

LOL. Im a loser. I made that up during finals week.

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE

TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND PEOPLE I'VE RECENTLY MET. I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. I AM A DECIEVER. I'VE BEEN WEARING PADDED BRAS TO MAKE MY BREASTS LOOK LARGER. I AM SORRY
- THE ILLUSIONIST