A man is a man is a man...

Had high hopes for this one? Sorry hun.

You can not turn a dog into a good man. Once a dog... you know the rest.

The secret is to learn to "not care." Things will be a lot easier for you in life once you realize that life goes on. As long as you're alive and in good health... keep going! Don't stop your party because one lame you thought was the "it" guy of the century proved to be some wild floozy whose incapable of being tamed.

Life is too short! Never feel like you have to settle. The one who settles for the "dog" has already made up in her mind that she can do no better. And that would genuinely suck for her!

You Don't Need a Man ... or Want One!

Generally, you're very happy being a single woman. And anyone who has a problem with that... well, that's there problem. Not that you wouldn't share your life with the almost perfect guy. You simply won't settle though. Your life is too good to share with some substandard man!

Do You Need a Man?

... just talkin'

You know whats annoying? (besides you and annoying people in general)

When people try to find something wrong with everyone else except themselves. Talk about a lack of self reflection! Its like "I'm gonna call u everything negative under the sun to make myself feel like less of a loser." Isn't that almost pathetic? I think so too!

Acknowledge your faults, admit when your wrong and press toward change if it bothers you so much.

And another thing! I hate when people think they know everything about the next person.

I used to hate when people would ask me a question and my mom would answer for me. Especially when its not the correct answer!


"What kind of ice cream do you want little girl?"
"She wants vanilla."

Thats funny, I like CHOCOLATE! lol

Everyone wants to play Dr. Phil all the time. I say, shut up and mind your business. If I want your opinion (which I probably don't) I'll ask for it.




p.s. I need a job. I feel like such a bum!

JUST DO IT!

Thats the new motto for the upcomming year and every flippin' year after it!

In church they spoke about "belief" v. "faith"

Belief is basically faith put into action.

Simply put, faith isnt enough if you want to see results.

Lemme give u an example.

There are two farmers. Both have faith that they will reap a bountiful harvest. Farmer number one doesnt plant anything. Farmer number two plants his seeds and tends to them as normal. Which farmer reaps the best harvest?

Get me?

Everyone always looks to God for a miracle but they don't want to work. He's not going to do the things that we can do ourselves and work a miracle too. This means, you should get off your tail and get to workin' and He'll finish the rest and do the impossible!

Whatever you're hearts desire is, go for it! Time is something we can never get back so JUST DO IT!

U never know what the possibilities are for you unless u try.

[Seriously going to take my own "uberly" great advice]

Good Luck suckers 'cuz the "go getter" demeanor is consuming me as I speak and pretty soon there won't be anything left for you slow pokes!

My mouth needs a muzzle!

"NEVER SAY ANYTHING THAT YOU MIGHT REGRET LATER. WORDS ARE ONE THING YOU CANT TAKE BACK. ITS BETTER TO SAY NOTHING AT ALL"
- MOM



If I take her advice I run the risk of exploding like a rat that got a hold of some of those green pellets!

I'll give it a try but I can't make any promises. Some people just provoke the hell out of you and out goes the insults and everything else negative under the sun.

*sighs*

I guess this is the part where I learn self-control eh?